21 7 / 2014

I lost like 3-4 followers today.

I should have offered them sexual favors.

21 7 / 2014

When I’m working out and I contemplate giving up or taking it easy I always picture attractive guys, because I want their bodies and I also want their bodies.

21 7 / 2014

I just finished working out. I’m literally dripping with sweat, it’s gross.

I just finished working out. I’m literally dripping with sweat, it’s gross.

21 7 / 2014

They should make a movie where the Spice Girls pilot giant mechs and fight monsters and the mechs can fuse together to make a giant robot called Allspice.

21 7 / 2014

I get to leave work 3 hours early today. Granted, it’s to see my therapist and by the time I drive to her office, have my appointment, and get home it’ll be the same time i would have gotten home from leaving work, but I take my small joys where I can.

21 7 / 2014

I am just dragging today, and having a fat weekend has left me feeling gross.

21 7 / 2014

Monday you can go straight to hell.

20 7 / 2014

I was laying in bed, being lazy. Proceeded to move to the couch and fall asleep by accident. I then woke up, looked at the clock, and went to bed to lay down.

I can’t wait to work out tomorrow so I can feel less like a slug.

20 7 / 2014

Anyone else get strong cravings to just buy and then eat entire loaves of French bread?

20 7 / 2014

After spending the weekend with my family I am finally back in the cold comfort of my apartment.